“Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. I’ve been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lissa Renna, I’ve missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. Can’t tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant’s heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. So glad you’re back, I’ve never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. Love, Santana”